Sunday, August 29, 2010
Chuck Norris. The one and only. Some know him from his acting, others from what internet made him. How about some curious facts about him?
1 - Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2 - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he check his closet for Chuck Norris.
3 - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
4 - The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed.
5 - Chuck Norris's iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.
6 - Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
7 - If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
8- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*** down.